she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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