You work out of a Hotel?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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