3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
She announced her abortion via fbk
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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