Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
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Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
The Olympian is in my bed
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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