If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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