it hurts more in the daytime
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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