Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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