Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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