Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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