i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
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Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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