Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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