wrigley field is MILF paradise
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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