Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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