She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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