I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
i believe in u and ur pee
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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