i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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