Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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