I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
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I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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