that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Randomize
