So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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