only if we run a train.
done.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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