No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
they're like a gay fantastic four
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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