just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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