Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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