it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
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