my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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