u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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