People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
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Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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