you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
