It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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