Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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