I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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