Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
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Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
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