i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
and you fell through a lawn chair
Randomize
