Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
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This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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