This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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