We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
