Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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