Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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