So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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