that's an acceptable place to lick
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
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