Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
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He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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