She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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