you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
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We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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