How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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