Sry I called you an 8
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
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it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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