he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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