nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So many bounce houses so little time
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
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didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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