I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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