im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I forget how to act sober
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