Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I need to sanitize my soul.
Randomize
