idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
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Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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