he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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