Pappa wants mamma naked
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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