You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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