she looked like the before picture.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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