I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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